

Maple / 25 / bi / started this blog in 2010 and occasionally comes back to reblog 2 posts
im quitting tumblr
ok see u tomorrow
this post is now 10 fucking years old
and ur ass is still here

Me: It is Perfectly Normal to struggle while doing visual tasks in the dark, and fumbling while plugging in my phone is a neutral act. It has been over a decade, can you please just-
The Thing Inside My Brain:

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MUY STRASW
i am turningback on thge reblogs but you best behavior.
that cat did nothign wrong

I’ve learned the hard way that you need to make sure everybody present is familiar with this tweet before attempting to quote it or else everyone is going to recreate that photo of those college students holding solo cups staring at you with disgust

i didn’t want to film a random guy and his kid without their consent so please enjoy this stock image reproduction of what i just witnessed while waiting at a stop light:

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
